Pissed Archer Pissing Sticker
Show the world your approval of Archer's immature petulance and your contempt for sacred trees by slapping this in the back window of your dualie crew cab or similar.
The Stocking Cap Collection
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K URN Pom-Pom Beanie
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Natural Yeager Pom-Pom Beanie
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Shimoda Pom-Pom Beanie
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This Old Enterprise Pom-Pom Beanie
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USS Hood Pom-Pom Beanie
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The Greatest Generation Sherpa Blankets
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The Greatest Generation Sherpa Blanket (37x57)
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The Greatest Generation Sherpa Blanket (60x80)
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The Greatest Totes
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Greatest Trek Tote
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The Greatest Generation Tote
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The Greatest Generation Gaming Mousepad
Never before in the history of The Greatest Generation and Greatest Trek has such a monumental effort been undertaken to cram as many jokes, characters and ideas from our shows into one image. Now you can put that image on your desk and look at it every time you sit down! This generously sized mousepad is designed to sit under your keyboard and mouse. Don’t worry about jerky mouse movements ever again, as the under layer features a reliable non-slip surface that keeps the entire mat firmly rooted to your desk. Design: Paul Hammond
This Old Enterprise
This Old Enterprise T-Shirt
This Old Enterprise Mug
Polo, Polo or Pollo? Collection
Polo, Polo or Pollo? Hoodie
Polo, Polo or Pollo? Sticker
The Brynner Information Systems Collection
Chateau Shimoda Collection
Chateau Shimoda Shirt
Chateau Shimoda Shirt Relaxed Fit T-Shirt
Wholesome Collection
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Wholesome Tee
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Wholesome Relaxed Fit Tee
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USS Hood Bomber Jacket
Friends of DeSoto know that some jokes are for members only. This premium bomber jacket is embroidered with the updated USS Hood logo, and it’s made of recycled materials, so you rep that you had a chill boss, but you still care about Federation values. Worthy of rebooting that movie Drive, but recasting the Ryan Gosling character as less of a distant, brutal loner, and more of a friendly nerd who respects people and doesn’t do crimes. It has a loose fit for comfortable movement.Design: Carl Huber
The Greatest Generation Away Mission Bag
Whether you’re headed out to a Star Trek convention, Anybody Canyon, or just dustbustering around, it’s important to come prepared. This cross-body bag has plenty of room for a tricorder, a dermal regenerator, and any other sundries you might find yourself needing throughout the day.
The Star Trek Entrepreneur T-Shirt
If you’re a Friend of DeSoto who loves Enterprise, you’ll love this shirt! If you have a business that sells stuff to Trek fans, you HAVE to buy this shirt. I don’t make the rules. I’m just the guy who writes copy for this strange website.
Shimoda: The Total Package
The Shimoda Hoodie
The Shimoda Shirt
Star Trek Podcast T-Shirt
Sometimes you want the world to know: Star Trek Podcast. That’s what this shirt is for. It’s not for everyone. It’s not specific. It is Star Trek Podcast.
Infinite Buttons in Infinite Combinations
The DESOTO Collection
The DESOTO Shirt
The DESOTO Dad Hat
The DESOTO Relaxed Fit Shirt
Dom Jot Collection
Major League Dom Jot T-Shirt
Major League Dom Jot Patch
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The Greatest Trek
Listen HereThe unofficial, irreverent and filthy aftershow for all the new Star Trek television: Discovery, Picard, Lower Decks, Short Treks, Prodigy, Strange New Worlds, and anything else they throw at us.
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The Greatest Generation
Listen HereA Star Trek podcast by two guys who are a little bit embarrassed to have a Star Trek podcast.
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