The Ghost Fucker Candle

You're trying to set the mood. You might be spending an evening with a companion, or spending it solo. We're not here to judge. What we are here to say, is maybe there is another, non-corporeal entity present. And maybe, just maybe that entity is sexy. And quasi-Scottish for some reason. Whatever the scenario is, the pleasing ambience of this Ghost Fucker candle is the perfect way to set that mood, and you should ignore the pleas of the old timey groundskeeper who keeps urging you not to buy it.

Design: Aaron Reynolds (of Swear Trek and Effin' Birds fame!)

• Soy wax
• Cotton wick
• 3.76″ × 3.13″ (95 × 79 mm) glass vessel
• Product weight: 1.2 lbs (570 g)
• Unscented, has a pleasant natural aroma
• Blank product sourced from Latvia